Viagra Jokes

Did you hear about Pfizer new drugs?

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug after only two days. Still to be ascertained whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return day limit.

DIRECTRA - 72% of men, given with only 1 dose of Directra before they went for a road trip, stopped and asked for direction if they got lost. Side effects may include driving very slowly, hanging ones nose on the wheel and 54% chance of asking for directions even when they knew the way.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82% of married men who were administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

DIAPAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to change diapers and clean up the other "little" accidents.

HOME PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were found far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. Side effects may include drill finger cramping and swollen thumbs. Drug does not improve hammer accuracy.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors.

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.

Be Careful With That Viagra

Q: Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?

A: He got a stiff neck.

More jokes

Whatchamecallit?

Let's admit it, it's juvenile, but we all have a name for it. Some we use with the boys, some for our lovers and still others we reserve for ourselves. Some names would be at home only on a bar room floor.

Here we have collected those 'penis' alternatives which have found their place in history, slang, movies and literature. Edited for taste of course.

A man and his tool...

Bacon bazooka
1990s

Screwdriver
20th century

Shag stick
20th century

Womb broom
20th century

Shove straight
17th century

Bush whacker
20th century

Beaver lever
20th century

Be Careful With That Viagra

Q: Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?

A: He got a stiff neck.

Nursing Home Maintenance

Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men living there?

It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.

I will be happy to assist you!