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A little ditty

'Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
        to the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake
Your piece of pork,
       your wife's-best-friend,
       your passing or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
        you can stuff it in your sock
But don't take-it out in public
        or they'll stick you in the dock,
        and you won't come back .'

Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983)

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